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Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?

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(541): View more from Oregon

No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars

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(314): View more from Missouri

who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?

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(812): View more from Indiana

Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.

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(770): View more from Georgia

When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.

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(231): View more from Michigan

of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing

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how legible are my texts

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?

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