Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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