How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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