Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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