There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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