I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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