I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize