Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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