All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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