She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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