I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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