absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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