If i come over, it means nothing
My liver just broke up with me...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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