I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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