Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You need Xanax blowdarts
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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