bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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