Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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