I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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