yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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