My first STD was from a foam party
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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