he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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