a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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