Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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