I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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