Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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