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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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