we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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