I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
