honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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