Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
