So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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