Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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