Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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