I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
