Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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