Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize
