I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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