real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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