No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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