GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
So squirting runs in the family.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
