Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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