I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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