I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
