Sorry, I don't speak sober.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You did what with his pubic hair?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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