Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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