if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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