It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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