i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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