It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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