So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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