ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
tell me about the eggs
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
