She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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