I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
tell me about the eggs
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