i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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