she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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