Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Houston, we have a squirter
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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