Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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