is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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