need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You've changed since you got that strap on
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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